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madeofylvis:

pleatedjeans:

18 Pictures That Prove Technology is Far From Perfect

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 2 MINUTES AT THAT PICTURE OF NICHOLAS CAGE

I SOUND LIKE I’M DYING

I HAVE TEARS POURING DOWN MY RED AND OXYGEN-DEPRIVED FACE

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TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

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jelee-:

castleoflions:

magicalzebra:

running-on-neon:

when you can’t draw anything but eyes

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dippy-the-space-squid:

none-gavin:


An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask  ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?” 

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart. 

dippy-the-space-squid:

none-gavin:

An AU where for your entire life you’ve only seen black and white, until you receive the first touch from your soulmate and color blooms before your very eyes. The colors don’t stay when you’re alone, but when they’re there by your side and you’re touching? Everything is beautiful.

But what if you touch them and you look around and see all the colors, and beauty.You get caught in the moment and ask  ”Do you see it too?” And they reply “What are you talking about?” 

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart. 

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aer-dna:

aer-dna:

The new Earth King kinda reminds me of Kuzco.

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elabites:

Renstuck Aradia belly dance
(I favored my right side in this because COIN SKIRTS. But I was bouncing my hips so hard that the knot went to my back anyways)

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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

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infamymonster:

My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark Vitamin String Quartet

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(Source: forestwiccawitch, via battlebearr)

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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